{"id":159,"date":"2006-09-01T01:12:35","date_gmt":"2006-09-01T06:12:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/womantalk.wordpress.com\/2006\/09\/01\/dire-desk-straits\/"},"modified":"2006-09-01T01:12:35","modified_gmt":"2006-09-01T06:12:35","slug":"dire-desk-straits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=159","title":{"rendered":"dire desk straits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with the desk getting piled too high, is then I can&#8217;t find my check book to pay the $7,363.79 credit card bill that was due today!!!! No need to panic, I am not a spend-o-holic (yes I am) (be quiet!). My parents were in Mexico (on a medical mission on the Yucatan &#8211; remember that game Bella played in France? How would my dad end up with a post-it with Jesus Christ on his forehead???) so I bought their roundtrip tickets to Limoges, France as a favor to them. Problem is that Dad has already sent me the check to repay me for their tickets (generously paying for his granddaughter&#8217;s flight too) and I still don&#8217;t have enough in the old checking account.<\/p>\n<p>Drat those third pair of Michael Kors shoes I couldn&#8217;t resist at Nordstrom Rack. But, I get paid in two days &#8211; that gives me enough time, right? I won&#8217;t have to dip in the savings account. Sheesh, I nearly had a heart attack when I opened the bill. That&#8217;s not true. It&#8217;s actually been sitting here for a week or so because I&#8217;ve been too afraid to open it. Trying to confront the thesis gave me enough courage to open my bills.<br \/>\nWhat is up with my Heckle and Jyde writing voice tonight? A long first week of work I suppose.<\/p>\n<p>Now the desk is towering with bills, thesis drafts, overdue ILL books, unread book club books (the new one is <i>interpreter of maladies<\/i> by Jhumpa Lahiri) and I can&#8217;t find my check book. Which means I now have to use a new pack of checks &#8211; which will really mess me up next month.<\/p>\n<p>So, up late paying bills. If I clean the desk I can get back to the thesis. A necessary first step.<\/p>\n<p>I leave for Laughlin Saturday. All the other grownups ended up canceling (so typical of grownups &#8211; which now makes it impossible for <i>me<\/i> to cancel), so my friend with a boat said I could bring my kid and her best friend! We are going to wake-board it up all weekend long. And I suppose I will get back to the thesis next week&#8230;already two chapters behind schedule. sigh.<\/p>\n<p>I just can&#8217;t believe that roundtrip tickets to Limoges were $1400 each. I remember going roundtrip to Europe for under $400 in college. Have I really become old enough for everything to seem outrageously expensive? A school lunch now costs $2.25 and milk is $.55. I remember milk being a nickel and lunch being $.35.<\/p>\n<p>(Just in case you&#8217;re doing the math, that bill counts mine and Chad&#8217;s new mountain bikes. He paid me cash for his and I won the cash for mine in a bet with my sister last summer.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The problem with the desk getting piled too high, is then I can&#8217;t find my check book to pay the $7,363.79 credit card bill that was due today!!!! No need to panic, I am not a spend-o-holic (yes I am) &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=159\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[87],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-organizing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/159\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}