{"id":1646,"date":"2009-03-05T17:13:22","date_gmt":"2009-03-05T22:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/womantalk.wordpress.com\/?p=1646"},"modified":"2009-03-05T17:13:22","modified_gmt":"2009-03-05T22:13:22","slug":"a-foot-in-both-worlds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=1646","title":{"rendered":"A Foot in Both Worlds"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/i108.photobucket.com\/albums\/n18\/womantalk\/DSCN0864.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" \/>Last week I looked at my phone and didn&#8217;t recognize the background picture. It looked like a blurred line running up the center of the screen &#8211; like somebody had accidentally taken a photo of the table edge.<\/p>\n<p>As I typically do when anything on my phone is changed, I yelled for Bella and asked her if she knew anything about it. She informed me that it was a picture of her forearms pressed together.<\/p>\n<p>As she walked away, she breezily said, &#8220;It&#8217;s supposed to look like a butt crack.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Goofy girl. She may look like she&#8217;s growing up, but she&#8217;s still a kid at heart. We cuddled up and watched <em>Lost<\/em> last night &#8211; and yup, she still needs everything explained to her&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(I still haven&#8217;t gotten around to changing the pic &#8211; I&#8217;m walking around with a representation of a butt crack on my phone! If it were actually an interesting image I might bother to post it, but it&#8217;s not.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last week I looked at my phone and didn&#8217;t recognize the background picture. It looked like a blurred line running up the center of the screen &#8211; like somebody had accidentally taken a photo of the table edge. As I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=1646\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-says-bella"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}