{"id":1701,"date":"2009-03-19T15:06:37","date_gmt":"2009-03-19T20:06:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/womantalk.wordpress.com\/?p=1701"},"modified":"2009-03-19T15:06:37","modified_gmt":"2009-03-19T20:06:37","slug":"a-little-ditty-i-wrote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=1701","title":{"rendered":"A Little Ditty I Wrote"},"content":{"rendered":"

To be sung to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It” when your 9-month approaches the edge of the bed.<\/p>\n

When you get to the edge , turn around.<\/em><\/p>\n

Turn around, turn around, turn around!<\/em><\/p>\n

When you get to the edge, you always turn around;<\/em><\/p>\n

Turn around and slid on safely to the ground.<\/em><\/p>\n

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To be sung to the tune of “If You’re Happy and You Know It” when your 9-month approaches the edge of the bed. When you get to the edge , turn around. Turn around, turn around, turn around! When you … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-babies","category-christian-holden"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}