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<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"It has finally happened. After five years of avoiding it, I finally volunteered to be the team soccer mom. That means I type up a contact list and game schedule, organize a snack list, order a banner and plan the end of the season party in November. It’s not so bad. Kinda fun actually to make the decision about how the banner should look.<\/p>\n
I like passing out information.<\/p>\n
This year, three of the eight U14 teams have names with the word “angel” in them: The Sky Angels, Blue Angels, and The Red Hot Angels. Two have to do with food: The Banana Splits and the Sweet Tarts (that’s a good one). One is a totally girlie color: Pink Fuscia and the last two are just aspiring to be cool: The Pirettes and Rip Curls.<\/p>\n
Last year’s pre-pre-pubescent names were Hot Shots, Dragons, The (Grape Balls of) Fire, Silver Bullets, Hot Shots, The Yellow Jackets and The Force.<\/p>\n
Sounds like the girls have hit middle school. Goodbye childhood.
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It has finally happened. After five years of avoiding it, I finally volunteered to be the team soccer mom. That means I type up a contact list and game schedule, organize a snack list, order a banner and plan the … Continue reading