{"id":3607,"date":"2011-11-27T22:13:05","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T22:13:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=3607"},"modified":"2011-11-27T22:44:05","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T22:44:05","slug":"excruciating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=3607","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Photo Rejects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve always been a stickler for holiday cards. It&#8217;s a way of reaching out to friends and family at least once a year &#8211; catching up and extending good wishes.<br \/>\nThey&#8217;ve become more painful now that I have an extremely self-conscious female teenager who vetoes pretty much every photo I like, combined with the frustrations of trying to photograph her with her very active three-year old brother.<br \/>\nWe&#8217;ve now attempted four separate photo shoots.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s painful.<br \/>\nI missed the 20% off sale at tinyprints.<br \/>\nAnd I missed the $5 off coupon at Costco.<br \/>\nBut Christian is making out like a bandit (Lego prizes for cooperating&#8230;)<br \/>\nI&#8217;m resigned to joining the hordes in the Costco photo line in three weeks time. (Bella is now gone for two more weeks.)<br \/>\nI can always fall back to the French tradition of sending New Year&#8217;s cards some time in early 2012.<br \/>\nArggggh.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Tell me, does Bella look &#8220;funny&#8221; in this picture? This one was my top pick this year, which I am &#8220;not allowed&#8221; to use.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6429.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3608\" title=\"IMG_6429\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6429-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6429-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6429.jpeg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>HER top pick was taken at the Spectrum mall at night time.\u00c2\u00a0 *grimace* At least in this one he is wearing some of the new clothes purchased for the occasion.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/holiday11_2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3609\" title=\"holiday11_2\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/holiday11_2-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/holiday11_2-300x187.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/holiday11_2-1024x639.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>These are a few that didn&#8217;t make the cut&#8230;You&#8217;ll notice we&#8217;ve given up dressing Christian any differently and given in to his demands of being photographed with his babies, Baby Leela and Sterling.<a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6618.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3611\" title=\"IMG_6618\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6618-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6618-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6618-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6622.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3612\" title=\"IMG_6622\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6622-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6622-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6622-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6623.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3613\" title=\"IMG_6623\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6623-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6623-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6623-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6626.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3614\" title=\"IMG_6626\" src=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6626-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6626-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/IMG_6626-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><a 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It&#8217;s a way of reaching out to friends and family at least once a year &#8211; catching up and extending good wishes. 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