{"id":730,"date":"2007-05-30T16:32:56","date_gmt":"2007-05-30T21:32:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/womantalk.wordpress.com\/2007\/05\/30\/you-know-shes-a-teenager-when\/"},"modified":"2007-05-30T16:32:56","modified_gmt":"2007-05-30T21:32:56","slug":"you-know-shes-a-teenager-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"You Know She&#039;s a Teenager When"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>She says stuff like:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mom, you&#8217;re not seriously dressing like that to go to the mall! Why do you have to dress so ridiculous? Just wear what you wore to work please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get some of those &#8211; you know &#8211; raspberries, but black.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And she writes stuff like:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;hey mom<br \/>\nwe picked up gizzele<br \/>\nshes loving it here<br \/>\neveryone loves her<br \/>\nher and aminee(docs cat) are best buddies<br \/>\nthey have alot of fun\u00c2\u00a0 together<br \/>\njohn adores her<br \/>\nthey took a nap together and she loves him<br \/>\nso sues in labor<br \/>\nyay<br \/>\nwhen are you coming back then?<br \/>\ncall me soon<br \/>\noh and you are going to owe me 30 bucks when you come back<br \/>\n15-for today (you didnt give me this sundays because you were planning<br \/>\non being back)<br \/>\n15-for next sunday<br \/>\ndont forget<br \/>\noh and spider man was so good<br \/>\nbut all the hott guys die:(<br \/>\niloveyou<br \/>\nkiddo<br \/>\nand call her some time&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like an e.e.cummings poem, but not so hott.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>She says stuff like: &#8220;Mom, you&#8217;re not seriously dressing like that to go to the mall! Why do you have to dress so ridiculous? Just wear what you wore to work please.&#8221; &#8220;Get some of those &#8211; you know &#8211; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=730\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[105],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-says-bella"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}