{"id":889,"date":"2007-10-28T22:52:28","date_gmt":"2007-10-29T03:52:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/womantalk.wordpress.com\/2007\/10\/28\/moving-into-birthday-week\/"},"modified":"2007-10-28T22:52:28","modified_gmt":"2007-10-29T03:52:28","slug":"moving-into-birthday-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=889","title":{"rendered":"Moving into Birthday Week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Things definitely do not get simpler as your kids get older, on the contrary; not only do they get infinitely more complex but much more expensive as well.<\/p>\n<p>Witness Bella&#8217;s most recent birthday wish list. It is so extravagant that I was afraid to ask what kind of birthday cake she wanted &#8211; something flown in from a special patisserie in Paris maybe? Sheesh. And this is a kid who used to adore her homemade birthday cape with golden felt stars and a crown made of cardboard.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;hey guys here is my new bday wish list.<\/p>\n<p>want but dont expect to get.<\/p>\n<p>mac computer<br \/>\niphone<br \/>\nlarge brown coach purse with C&#8217;s on it (fake)<br \/>\nlarge Juicy Courtre bag (fake)<\/p>\n<p>List:<br \/>\nSidekick<br \/>\nsweaters (hollister ot abercrombie and fitch) or gift cars to either store<br \/>\nskinny jeens (hollister ot abercrombie and fitch) or gift cars to either store<br \/>\nJuicy Coutre shoes (at nordstoms) or nordstrom gift card<br \/>\nknitted ugg boots (at nordstoms) or nordstrom gift card<br \/>\nTiffany&#8217;s ID bracelet (with just Bella or Bellasundra on it, NOT BRM)<\/p>\n<p>Love you guys,<\/p>\n<p>Bella&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And furthermore I am strictly forbidden to make homemade devil&#8217;s food cupcakes for her track meet which happens to fall on her birthday: CUPCAKES MADE FROM A STORE-BOUGHT MIX ONLY MOM. You know, because otherwise it might leak out that she was homeschooled and *gasp* born at home.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i108.photobucket.com\/albums\/n18\/womantalk\/bellabdaycape.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">Notice her shoes &#8211; they were tap shoes, and she wouldn&#8217;t take them off for weeks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Things definitely do not get simpler as your kids get older, on the contrary; not only do they get infinitely more complex but much more expensive as well. Witness Bella&#8217;s most recent birthday wish list. It is so extravagant that &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=889\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[142,79],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-birthday-parties","category-mothering"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}