{"id":926,"date":"2007-12-03T00:51:11","date_gmt":"2007-12-03T05:51:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/womantalk.wordpress.com\/2007\/12\/03\/things-not-to-say-to-your-pregnant-wife\/"},"modified":"2007-12-03T00:51:11","modified_gmt":"2007-12-03T05:51:11","slug":"things-not-to-say-to-your-pregnant-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=926","title":{"rendered":"Things Not to Say to Your Pregnant Wife"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align:center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/corrinacorrina.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/i108.photobucket.com\/albums\/n18\/womantalk\/preggers3m.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">&#8220;Honey, you don&#8217;t look pregnant &#8211; that&#8217;s what your belly always looks like.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">This pic was taken by <a href=\"http:\/\/corrinacorrina.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Corrina<\/a> the day after Thanksgiving, and I swear the shine glinting off my bulging belly was <em>not<\/em> photoshopped in.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Can you imagine me these last three months trying to suck that belly in? Now that I know that I&#8217;m pregnant, my body just plopped into pregnancy pose.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">Eerie coincidence: last time my hair was this long I was pregnant with Bella.<\/p>\n<p align=\"left\">[My bad: the gleam on my belly <em>was<\/em> photoshopped in, not to make me look fatter or more pregnant, but as a result of lightening me and my black top. Thanks for the correction, <a href=\"http:\/\/corrinacorrina.wordpress.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Corrina<\/a>.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Honey, you don&#8217;t look pregnant &#8211; that&#8217;s what your belly always looks like.&#8221; &nbsp; This pic was taken by Corrina the day after Thanksgiving, and I swear the shine glinting off my bulging belly was not photoshopped in. &nbsp; Can &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/?p=926\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[93],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-926","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pregnancy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=926"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/926\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=926"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=926"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.womantalk.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=926"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}