Me (crawling into bed after an unexpected treat of eating buttered toast, drinking tea, and reading People magazine by myself): Did you know Robin Wright and Sean Penn broke up? And Sam Mendes and Kate Winslet?
Chad (sleepily): Mhhhmph.Yeah, I knew.
M: Those are two couples I really thought would stay together. I WANTED them to stay together. Forever.
C: I thought Bruce and Demi would stay together – what do I know?